Writing

Timothy McSweeney’s Internet Tendency

Other Meetings Jared Kushner Has Attended Without Realizing What They Were (July 2017)

Casting Call For Universal’s Rebooted Sexy Lady Monster Universe (May 2017)

The Young Pope Walks Into A Bar… (January 2017)

Clearing Up The Confusion Surrounding Valley High’s Homecoming King Selection Process (November 2016)

I Don’t Know What That Book Was Talking About, My Pet Sematary Is Great! (October 2016)

All of Your Internet Petitions Have Been Approved! (July 2016)

Reductress

Katie Successfully Restructures Bad Idea Into ‘Adventure’ (January 2017)

5 Hats To Feel Self-Conscious About All Night (October 2016)

Kelly’s Office Birthday Card Has Really Gone Off The Rails (September 2016)

Audrey Is Getting Super Into Twine (August 2016)

Cracked

5 Iconic Performances (That Everyone On Set Hated) (April 2016)

7 Ways Your Cell Phone is Screwing With Your Body and Mind (November 2011)

6 Personality Quirks You Didn’t Know Were Medical Conditions (June 2011)

The Higgs Weldon

I Fear My Cow Is No Longer Organic (December 2016)

Razed

Every Children’s Animated Movie Pitch Meeting (July 2016)

Our Son Saw Batman V. Superman: Dawn of Justice And Now We’re Starting to Worry About Him (May 2016)

Bright Wall/Dark Room

God Bless The Telephone (May 2016)

Neutrons/Protons

How I Created a Successful Cat Calendar Despite Having No Photography Experience and Limited Access to Cats (May 2016)

Maybe Accidentally Switching Every Copy of Infinite Jest with Garfield at Large Isn’t the Disaster We Thought It Was (April 2016)

Dumb Burger

Please Don’t Tell The Other Medieval Times Knights That I’m Allergic To Horses (November 2016)

Screen Rant

12 Blockbuster Trends We’re Tired Of (May 2016)

14 Things We Need To See Before Game of Thrones Can End (June 2016)

17 Movies That Had No Business Being As Good as They Are (July 2016)